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armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

(Source: bastille)

  • partner:

    you be the teacher ill be the student ;)

  • me:

    okay

  • me:

    write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday

  • partner:

    oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)

  • me:

    no

  • partner:

    but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)

  • me:

    no

  • partner:

    so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))

  • me:

    an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

mamayuuma:

nayx:

date a boy who wears shoes that light up

OK NO BUT WHEN I WENT TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL, THERE WAS A DUDE WHO HAD LEGIT LIGHT UP SNEAKERS AND THIS GIRL WENT UP TO HIM AND ASKED HIM OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HIS SHOES WERE THE COOLEST GOD DAMN THING AND THEY WENT TO PROM TOGETHER AND THEY HAVEN’T BROKEN UP FOR 3 YEARS NOW ALL BECAUSE OF THIS KID’S GOD DAMN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS

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